The Bad Guys
Chapter One
Pooh and Piglet Go Hunting and Nearly Catch a Woozle

Contents
- A Really Good Story
- King Fred the Fearless
- Death of a Seamstress
- The Quiet House
- Daisy Dovetail
- The Fight in the Courtyard
- Lord Spittleworth Tells Tales
- The Day of Petition
- The Shepherd’s Story
- King Fred’s Quest
- The Journey North
- The King’s Lost Sword
- The Accident
- Lord Spittleworth’s Plan
- The King Returns
- Bert Says Goodbye
- Goodfellow Makes A Stand
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- It’s called “Artsy boys and smelly girls”
- I made this book for fun and for free
- You can use it in class or at home
- a number of these stories the female embodies the elusive
- science in the stories is desire—indeed one
Love stories. In a number of these stories the female embodies the elusive, yearned-for opposite of the male protagonist and the structure of the tale is often a love triangle
with two males competing for a female other (‘The Distance of the Moon’, ‘Without Colours’, ‘The Aquatic Uncle’, ‘The Form of Space’).
Another constant ingredient mingling with science in the stories is desire—indeed one of the desired females, Ursula H’x in ‘The Form of Space’, is partly a cosmic comic version
of Ursula Andres, star of the 1965 film She—and many of the tales, starting with the first one, are love stories. In a number of these stories the female embodies the elusive, yearned-for opposite of the male protagonist and the structure of the
is often a
triangle with two males competing for a female other (‘The Distance of the Moon’, ‘Without Colours’, ‘The Aquatic Uncle’, ‘The Form of Space’).
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Zombies are fun!
In a number of these stories the female embodies the elusive, yearned-for opposite of the male protagonist and the structure of the tale is often a love triangle with two males competing for a female other (‘The Distance of the Moon’, ‘Without Colours’, ‘The Aquatic Uncle’, ‘The Form of Space’).
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Another constant ingredient mingling with science in the stories is desire—indeed one of the desired females, Ursula H’x in ‘The Form of Space’, is partly a cosmic comic version of Ursula Andres, star of the 1965 film She—and many of the tales, starting with the first one, are love stories.
In a number of these stories the female embodies the elusive, yearned-for opposite of the male protagonist and the structure of the tale is often a love triangle with two males competing for a female other (‘The Distance of the Moon’, ‘Without Colours’, ‘The Aquatic Uncle’, ‘The Form of Space’).

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Another constant ingredient mingling with science in the stories is desire—indeed one of the desired females, Ursula H’x in ‘The Form of Space’, is partly a cosmic comic version of Ursula Andres, star of the 1965 film She—and many of the tales, starting with the first one, are love stories. In a number of these stories the female embodies the elusive, yearned-for opposite of the male protagonist and the structure of the tale is often a love triangle with two males competing for a female other (‘The Distance of the Moon’, ‘Without Colours’, ‘The Aquatic Uncle’, ‘The Form of Space’).
Another constant ingredient mingling with science in the stories is desire—indeed one of the desired females, Ursula H’x in ‘The Form of Space’, is partly a cosmic comic version of Ursula Andres, star of the 1965 film She—and many of the tales, starting with the first one, are love stories. In a number of these stories the female embodies the elusive, yearned-for opposite of the male protagonist and the structure of the tale is often a love triangle with two males competing for a female other (‘The Distance of the Moon’, ‘Without Colours’, ‘The Aquatic Uncle’, ‘The Form of Space’).